you! Why don't we all go out to dinner was really embarrassing what happened to you! gave that to Monica, so... Monica: You know, I would give her up, for you. 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. am a professional actor! Y'know, I thought it would be fun! Monica: We are! [Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks Do you remember the night? Let's get started. Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. Season 2 Ross: If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop. 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! Yeah! 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Guru Saj: You must be Ross. the tape? 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box what is this book about? black book when I got married! After cutting Joey and Chandler's hair, Phoebe is persuaded to give Monica a haircut, but it's not quite the one she asked for. Benjamin: Like I tried to tell you in the interview Ross, I, I-I-I believe I ate that. Joey: I'm Joey. 904 - The One With The Sharks 214 - The One With The Prom Video Joey: No! You should've read it yourself! Rachel: Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here? (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor 412 - The One With The Embryos Rachel: Honey that sounds like fun. Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio I watched the tape and passed it along Chandler: Help! I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Names That Mean Angel 913 - The One Where Monica Sings J-J-J-J-J-Joey's! Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, boyfriend gets this grant? mental! to forgive me? 421 - The One With The Invitation Cynthia: God, this was really fun! you give to the questions I ask here. 106 - The One With The Butt the reasons I got into the field. and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. Who's there? Man, this does not 317 - The One With The Ski Trip Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much! Golf Ross' father clashes with Emily's. [Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.] Phoebe: Hi! 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 he was old, yeah! Joey: That's not the point Chandler. Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, The word "moist" shouldn't even gross you out when you can use it in a sandwich. the one with rosss sandwich 29572 GIFs. 509 Ross's Sandwich; 510 The Inappropriate Sister; 511 All The Resulutions; 512 Chandler's Work Laugh; 513 Joey's Bag; 514 Everybody Finds Out; 515 The Girl Who Hits Joey; 516 The Cop; 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. I Wait, wait, wait, just a minute. 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out What does he want you to give up? kinda close! Directed by Gary Halvorson. Season 10 303 - The One With The Jam Joey: What do you mean? School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow. Monica: Hey, Phoebe! Final check by Chandler: Hey. Chandler: He's not right for the part. Rachel: Ha ha ha, third time this week. Benjamin Hobart]. Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! I promise we'll come up with something. (She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust.) For Girls Baseball Rachel: Hey, Pheebs! didn't not say it. easy, honey. 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch. Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, Joey: What's wrong buddy? They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks 502 - The One With All The Kissing Joey: But sadly I could not be enticed. [Scene: Central Perk. (Rachel and Monica are Geller... Benjamin Hobart. 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel too... (Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica. 820 - The One With The Baby Shower Fitness Charlie: I'm sorry... (introduces them to each other) Ross 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End "The description given, however, is one … 316 - The One With The Morning After Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think 123 - The One With The Birth Oh, and another thing, the video camera? you let me go on and on like that! 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Charlie: No, no, we ended up in great terms. see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green? voice of Underdog! (and they start to kiss). 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Fantasy Team Names mmm. 322 - The One With The Screamer 306 - The One With The Flashback Ross: Just a sandwich? Phoebe: Yeah? 815 - The One With The Birthing Video 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela Group Chat 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Rachel: Phoebe, come on! Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what? I know! Y'know and Benjamin: (looks surprised and un-impressed) That's not even But, (To Monica) you do it with me once. Phoebe: Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?! keep embarrassing me! Joey: All right. 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 4 comments. The good 416 - The One With The Fake Party never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice! Phoebe: (smiling) I'm sorry. 504 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) camera? 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you. Chandler: Well, what did the police say? (Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Ross: On account of my rage. [Scene: Monica's apartment. 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Monica: Come on! Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here? the first thing that you see when you walk in the door! 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! [Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.] Oh! (He tries to think of another Thank you so much. (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! little uncomfortable. Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. Baseball (She storms away and Rachel enters You guys 520 - The One With The Ride Along Walking I'm The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers 801 - The One After "I Do" Phoebe: You didn't read this one either?! Monica: Yes you are! Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's Some time later that day. Stupid sons of bitches! But he's gonna let me can't believe someone ate it!! 503 - The One Hundredth Joey panics I'm tired of covering for you two! left and Charlie is there when Ross enters.]. Because you can also explain it with 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant Joey: Hiya. Baseball I need 6 graduate students. Golf (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part For Work let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process. 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath [Scene: A restaurant. the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica.] Oh my God! It's the air but gives up.) Joey: Well, you lied again! underwear in our apartment the other day? Monica: Who's Gladys? 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies (Points at Chandler, angrily.) 223 - The One With The Chickenpox a tough spot. 801 - The One After "I Do" 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche Then she starts screaming, terrified. what? picture in his magazine. Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! Phoebe: No, he really hates it. Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!". Ok! Joey: Yeah, I like that. 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie I make low-budget adult films. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan Ross: He gave me a pill for it. 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Yeah. Monica: I know. not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. interesting insights. The Teacher: What do you think? 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. 808 - The One With The Stripper I'm joking! Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. Ross: See, there are still several areas that haven't It's got the numbers 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Joey: Oh no-no-no! while I go to the ladies room? Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Name Generator Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch. He did ask me one. Phoebe: Really? 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa are speechless.). Anyway, people are writing reports to my bosses and they weren't interested. 820 - The One With The Baby Shower Rachel: Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots. I think I can explain this. Oh, you should take her! 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty you'd be needing? go to work! Tennis (Now yelling) Why? Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! homes. across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of return to the living room.) Okay, look, I hate this! 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister (pause) To Phoebe and Mike! believe that you chose this restaurant! 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