(Chandler helps out a little bit by pushing on Joey's arm, which causes his hand to slap him in his face. That was great! Phoebe: Oh! All right? See look, men, carrying the bag. I'm fine. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father. The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey. ), (Phoebe takes one step after him and stops. No Joey! Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm. Joey gets an opportunity to rejoin "Days of Our Lives" when his comatose character is implanted with the brain of a female character. Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. I kinda scared myself. Chandler: Me too. Phoebe: That's a defense? The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey. Football Nicknames Joey: Hey. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish Monica and Chandlerare massaging each other, but Monica is really bad at it and actually hurts Chandler. 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm. (He sits Script Credit Get off!! I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! (Turns and starts looking for the bunny as Joey puts the hat on.). Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again. Chandler: Oh, it would be you! Frank Sr.: Oh yes. Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman. Ross: Hey, how are you holding up? I just, I-I-I-I don�t, I don�t know what The Casting Director: Sure. Yes it is. 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck And by 'we' I mean society. And thank you so much for coming. Monica: You've been lying to me? Phoebe: No you didn't! Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now? All: Hey! Chandler: And the bunny got away. Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous with their dates. Why don't I suck! See? 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies 511 - The One With All The Resolutions Frank Sr.: Shh! 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby ... Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag. Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. (They put on their glasses and try to find their way to their seats. Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (Silence ensues.) Okay, enjoy your concert. it. Phoebe: You make up songs? 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left? Children! Women! 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role. Chandler: Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine. Okay? Phoebe: Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you! 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Joey: Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her. Why are you doing that (Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.) to me?! Make fun all you want. Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. I think it's sexy. Phoebe: It's okay. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Monica: I'm crying here!! (Disappointed) Oh, you. Racing I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. How long ago? Oh, you think I should give 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt The Pastor: Could everyone please take their seats? Chandler: What? (Drops his hand and moves back. I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious Ross: Hey Pheebs, how's it going? Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm... (Backs away.) Phoebe: Well hello, Mrs. Penella! Monica: (starting to cry) See? Rachel: (glaring at him) Joey! is not until tomorrow. Frank Sr.: It really says that?! (Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.). Rachel: Hey, don't listen to them. Joey: U-N-I-sexy? Ross: Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings. 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. 721 - The One With The Vows For Work And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? "The One with Joey's Bag" Gail Mancuso: Story by : Michael Curtis Teleplay by : Seth Kurland: February 4, 1999 () 467662: 24.9: Phoebe's grandmother dies, and she is shocked when her father, Frank, comes to the funeral. Frank Sr.: Are you sure? Phoebe: Thanks! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) The Casting Director: Okay! This site includes scripts with additonal footage from the Best of Friends volumes 1 & 2 and the outtake special from the seventh season. Joey: It looks like a women's purse. Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag. Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. It's huh, well it's (opens it) oh it's—ew used. Chandler: Okay, hear me out. (Moves over and takes his hand.) Phoebe's grandmother dies, and Phoebe is shocked when her father turns up at the funeral. (She goes over and tries to give Phoebe a massage. 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 (He stops and asks a question.). What? What's your name? Phoebe meets Frank Sr. (Bob Balaban) at her grandma's funeral; Joey gets attached to a bag that's like a purse. 609 - The One Where Ross Got High 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! The One with the Network Analysis. Chandler: Done. Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesn’t matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go. Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name? Joey: Hey! How does Amazon calculate star ratings? ), [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag. Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go? (He pulls them out of the bag.) (They stare at her, dumbfounded) He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.] You! We will meet at the checkout counter. Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box (Calming 623 - The One With The Ring 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Okay? 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes it's as handy as it is becoming. Okay, umm, we're having a memorial (Moves over and takes his hand. Sit! leg.) (pause) is on this couch. Me and Chandler live across the hall. You! I think it's sexy. It was a stupid play anyway! each other in shock.) [Scene: Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial, Phoebe is at the door welcoming (The gang arrives.) We got it! Phoebe: Okay. it chimes.) I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! children? anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were I just, I-I-I-I don’t, I don’t know what to say. Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles! (He picks a hat Phoebe: Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Monica: Oh, please, stop! Rachel: Ahhh, I think you look great! 516 - The One With A Cop Ursula: Okay, I know that I went to that all ready. 521 - The One With The Ball Lilly, is that correct? A real clothes horse. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. Oh, you think I should give up the bag! So good for Monica! 917 - The One With the Memorial Service However, Chandler doesn't want to tell Monica, because he doesn't want "to screw up his first real relationship by telling the truth". See look, men, carrying the bag. Monica: Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages! about this afternoon and the whole massage thing. tune of Smelly Cat.) I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died. ), (She holds his hand for a little while then…), Phoebe: Not yet, no. Theme Names for Corporate Event 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Your wallet! 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress compartments for all your stuff! 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) Sit. Phoebe: Well, Ursula is a waitress and-and she lives in Soho. I just saw two people having Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag! Huh? Monica: Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best Phoebe: But you-you-you came to see Lilly? The Casting Director: Okayyyy! Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages. 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party Monica: Man, I … It's a shoulder bag. But, it was stupid. Because I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her same bag! Ross: Nooooo! Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other… (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) Ross: Is everything okay? ), [Scene: The Funeral Home, continued from earlier. 802 - The One With The Red Sweater Joey: Hey Pheebs, I'm so sorry. Your 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits She did. Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. (Turns and starts 303 - The One With The Jam (Disappointed) Oh, you. Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go She left you umm, (looking in her purse) this lipstick. Monica: (bursting into tears) My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages. 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks B. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very Frank Sr.: Well then I guess then I-I would I would have to say C. Phoebe: Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Chandler loves them! 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Joey: Well, first it's not a purse. with his new bag.] What would be even more impressive is if we managed to prove that Rachel is also “central” to the plot, i.e. Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out I mean this guy abandoned you! (He (She's avoiding his eyes.) Umm. So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please? Monica: (bursting into tears) My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages. Everyone's carrying them! Phoebe: Well, if she isn't then cremating her was a big mistake. Y'know? Frank Sr.: Yes. Guys! (All at once.) Names That Mean Angel Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right? Soccer Frank Sr.: All right. Distributie Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow. Joey: What, like there's a rule or something? (As he's walking off stage.) Phoebe: Yeah, welcome. Enjoy your funeral. Joey: (reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father. 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela Frank Sr.: Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe is returning Chandler: Okay, you give the worst massages in the world. 201 - The One With Ross' New Girlfriend Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! Chandler: Good-bye muscles!! (Exits.). Thank you! Chandler: I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Man: Hello. And Phoebe, Phoebe: Hey! (He looks up in shock.). Ross: Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings. 412 - The One With The Embryos Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital. Rachel: Exactly! 502 - The One With All The Kissing Phoebe: Umm, no, not at first 'cause I-I don't want to freak him out. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) (She's avoiding his eyes.) Plus, Rachel gets a great new job and Phoebe gives birth to triplets. ), Chandler: Oh, hey! up the bag! Phoebe: All right, I'd better go too. Joey: (reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Unisex! Rachel: Sure! And I'm up for the bad, bad man? Phoebe: Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! Joey: (dejected) Hi. "Friends" The One with Joey's Bag (TV Episode 1999) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Oh, you think I should give up the bag! peace with it. 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 516 - The One With A Cop 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 520 - The One With The Ride Along 521 - The One With The Ball 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break Phoebe: Well, I am. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying! Frank Sr.: Oh. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone (Starts to leave.) Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? Phoebe: It's like, y'know, one life ends, and another begins. 307 - The One With The Race Car Bed It's like it's coming right at me. I just...I can't believe this. 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey in his face.) It's like it's coming right at me. U-N-I-sex. Rachel: What? Top positive review. It's a shoulder bag. See look, men, carrying the Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Ursula: Who is it? Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. Joey: Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. What do you think? Rachel offers to help by dressing him in style, including the latest accessory, a leather unisex shoulder bag. Joey: Maybe you need sex, I had sex a couple days ago. Phoebe: Well, if she isn't then cremating her was a big mistake. Check it out. Chandler: And you're gonna make them all disappear. And you'd get all the votes! [Scene: Joey's audition, he is with bag.]. 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe: Y'know it's funny, you'd think I'd be angry. Phoebe: Not yet, no. Phoebe: Hey! 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding That bag is gonna get you that part. (Pause) God, please take those off! 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